Flatland Part 1: How our world looks

Flatland is a two dimensional world. Everything we look at looks like either a line or a blank space.
If you were looking down on our world it would look something like this:

Almost like a house plan, it is completely flat. Shapes that are squares and above, like myself, can identify people by looking at them, where as women and isosceles triangles have to identify things and other people by feeling. Feeling, meaning rubbing against them.


The thing about our women, is that they are straight lines, meaning that if you were to look at them from one of their points, you wouldn't be able to see them at all. In order to keep that from happening, women are to shake one end of their bodies at all times when around other in order to allow others to see them, and not accidentally impale themselves.


So, in the simplest and fastest way I can put this, the way our world looks to us is a bunch of lines, without color, higher level shapes being able to tell what another shape is by merely looking at them  and noticing how their sides fade.